Beltway Boxing: Bruz Cruz

You want to punch Ted Cruz in the face (without getting tackled by the Secret Service)? We know. Here’s your chance. You, two gloves, and Ted in a ring. Can you knock out the man tagged as having the most punchable face in America, or will he dodge his way to the White House? Cast your vote with Pixabits’ second political parody, and let’s see if you can knock him out of the campaign before he becomes President of the United States.

All content is parody and political commentary, intended for entertainment purposes only. Political candidates should NEVER be punched in real life.